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Sunday, February 18, 2018

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY 2018 (I Wanna Tap That) by Adam Cerny

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY 2018 (I Wanna Tap That) by Adam Cerny


❤️😘 In honor of this passionate + erotic commercial holiday (Valentine's Day), I made something special for you. Thanks to TAP THAT by Megan McCauley. Because - I WANNA TAP THAT!

"You, come on over here and play with me
Let me be your dirty fantasy
Yeah, I kinda like that, I wanna tap that
You can bet I'm gonna get you
"

🔞WARNING: Might cause you to either have a mind melt or want to tap that. ;-) lol! PG-13!

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PEACE + LOVE ☮️❤️

-ADAM xoxo

FEBRUARY 2018

Thursday, February 8, 2018

MIND MELT: MY FIRST SLUTTY MUSIC VIDEO OF 2018 by Adam Cerny

MIND MELT: MY FIRST SLUTTY MUSIC VIDEO OF 2018 by Adam Cerny

Working in the spiritual community, I've come to witness a collective pain. A confusion. 2018 began and a series of unexpected events unfolded in the lives of many people. We see what's not working. We have many karmic decisions to make, now, more than ever.

Here are some facts that will uplift your spirit. Let's consider what's going right. Yes? Every day, the number of people living in poverty goes down by 217,000. 325,000 more people gain access to electricity every day. 300,000 more gain access to clean drinking water. I'm using the 1960s as a point of reference. In the 1960s, the majority of humans had always been illiterate + lived in poverty. Now, fewer than 15% are illiterate, and fewer than 10% live in extreme poverty. In another 15 years, illiteracy + extreme poverty might become a thing of the past. 

I want you to think of your lineage, your ancestry + your relatives who worked so hard for the life you are living. In the 1950s, the U.S. had segregation, polio, bans on interracial marriage, gay sex, and birth control. The majority of the world lived under dictatorships. Two-thirds of parents had a child die before the age of five. We had stifling limits on women + faced a famine. Look how far we've come, people! 

-2015 ripped my soul apart.
-2016 almost killed me.
-2017 was utter fucking hell.
-2018 is a shit show, so far.

I have found a solution of sorts. It's minor. It's a tweak in the way we tell ourselves certain stories about what's going on. I'm trying this again. Watch me.

-2015 opened my eyes to several truths I had been denying.
-2016 tested my strength + resilience in a way I couldn't have imagined.
-2017, on a whole, was a rollercoaster of a life lesson. I learned so much. I took away only the good.
-2018 is steering me towards my path in life, which I have strayed from.

You see, the "sweet spot" of pain lies. It lives in the space created when life shifts you from one path to another. It's not about the destination. It's about the journey. If we can find our stillness in that transition space, we have a chance at attaining nirvana. If we can all lighten up a bit. Life doesn't have to pave our way through polarizing events.

QUESTION: Hey! How has 2018 been working out for you, so far?
ADAM: (long pause)
QUESTION: (clears throat) How has 2018 been working out for you, so far?
ADAM: I heard you the first time. I'm trying to find the right words.
QUESTION: I'll rephrase, what has 2018 felt like for you, so far?ADAM: Utterly confusing. Disjointed. Incohesize. Chaotic. 2018 started off to a bitch of a start. I speak for the collective, as well. Everyone seems to be in so much pain. If they aren't, they are hiding it very well. I can feel it for everyone, though. I can feel it everywhere. Confusion paints many situations I've encountered. That's what 2018 has felt like for me, so far. A Mind Melt.
QUESTION: What do you intend to do about it?
ADAM: I don't have that much power. I suppose I can only try to navigate this, barely decipherable terrain, on my own. That's...so very much against my nature, though. I want to get out and help people. I can only do so much, though.
QUESTION: What CAN you do, Adam?
ADAM: A lot. I'm ambitious. I can be kinder. More loving. Neurologists make a claim. Every time you resist acting on your anger, you're rewiring your brain to be more calm and loving. I want to make people smile. I want to make myself smile. I want the applause.

These painful stories we tell ourselves mean to serve a higher purpose. We are in an age where people are identifying their destiny gate. Inescapable, fateful, life-altering events. Get inventive with your communication. Rose-colored glasses are great during the daytime. When it comes to night, it becomes very dark. Let's look at what is working, and go from there.

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PEACE + LOVE ☮️❤️

-ADAM xoxo

FEBRUARY 2018

Wednesday, February 7, 2018

PAPARAZZI: MATCHING VISUALS TO SOUNDS; BEAT DETECTION /ˌpɑːpəˈrɑːtsi/ by Adam Cerny

PAPARAZZI: MATCHING VISUALS TO SOUNDS; BEAT DETECTION /ˌpɑːpəˈrɑːtsi/
by Adam Cerny

I admire musical artists who recognize the importance of how to introduce visuals to a song they produce. The birth of the "music video" introduced musicians to a new way to reach their audience. A prime example of success in this would be Queen's music video for Bohemian Rhapsody. To create an image that will stay in people's minds is quite a feat. If you haven't seen that music video, head on over to YouTube immediately and enjoy.

Beat detection + audio analysis fascinates me. Why do I create so many music videos? Sonically and visually - it turns me on. It has very little to do with a showcase (this isn't a talent show), but everything to do with individual interpretation. How the visuals enhance a beat can make or break a peak experience. That experience feedback is what turns me on. The feeling. Not the admiration. The perception.

My goal is not to give you visual whiplash or cause dizziness (or maybe it is), but more so, to make you feel the beat inside of your own body.

I am, by no stretch of the imagination, an editor or a music video director. I don't claim to be. I am, however, an artist. Here, is a canvas I've created, for you. I've specifically chosen Fernando Garibay's remix of Lady Gaga's Paparazzi because he is a producer who has mastered the art of beats within any given song. I like juxtapositions because they're effective. They disrupt thought patterns.

The message of the song will always resonate with me. Success or love? Can you have both? Or is it one or the other? What price are you willing to pay for fame or admiration? I feel, in my own life, there is always a turnover. You gain one and lose the other. Vice-versa.

I hope you enjoy my visuals. I hope it makes you thump. AND - someday it'd be nice to have someone else join me in these videos. It can be stale and a bit static only filming myself. However, I am a prime example of what one can accomplish with only an iPhone 8 Plus, a song, and iMovie. No special equipment and no fancy software. Raw.
Thank you so much for watching!

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PEACE + LOVE ☮️❤️

-ADAM xoxo

FEBRUARY 2018

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

MY LAST SLUTTY MUSIC VIDEO OF 2017 by Adam Cerny

MY LAST SLUTTY MUSIC VIDEO OF 2017 by Adam Cerny 

As 2017 comes to a close, I couldn't be more apprehensive about 2018. Why? I don't know, REALLY, if I'm happy. I don't know how to define "happy" anymore, and it's something I'm determined to figure out. 

QUESTION: Adam, are you happy? 

ADAM: Do I feel happy in life? Um, let's see... 
I hope I'm finding happiness, right? 
Well, for me, if I can realize certain things in my work, I come the closest to being happy. And I can say that also about my life. 
Well, it only happens, I think, in moments. 
Sometimes when I'm working. 
I'll be able to fulfill a scene, truthfully, and then I think I'm the happiest. 
But, I'm not just generally happy. 
If I'm generally anything, I guess I'm generally miserable. 
I don't know.
I try to. Even if I feel like it or not, I'll try to make the effort to make contact with people around me.
Yes.
I think there are two things in human beings, as I think there is in myself. 
That they want to be alone, but they also want to be together, you know? 
Because I think I have, also, a sad side. 
And I think that's the way with people. But there is something with people where they need solitude for a while. 

Thank you so much for watching! 

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2018! 

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PEACE + LOVE ☮️❤️ 

-ADAM xoxo 

DECEMBER 2017

Saturday, December 30, 2017

SWEET LIPS 1 + 2: LATE NIGHT SPECIAL by Adam Cerny

SWEET LIPS 1+ 2: LATE NIGHT SPECIAL by Adam Cerny


It's a light night special, folks! This is a "2 for 1" EVENT. You get a choice, my friends. Imagine same actors, same footage, different music/editing styles. Two completely different stories with the same source material.

This music + visual piece is JUST-FOR-FUN. There is no compelling artistic message behind this video. My fellow actor + I look hot as f***. That's all. 😘

**CHOOSE BELOW**
-SWEET LIPS 1: 0:01 (TAG, YOU'RE IT!)
-SWEET LIPS 2: 1:50 (BETTE DAVIS EYES)

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-ADAM xoxo

DECEMBER 2017

Friday, December 1, 2017

MY HERO, EDWARD SCISSORHANDS by Adam Cerny

MY HERO, EDWARD SCISSORHANDS by Adam Cerny

Who is your hero? Why?

My nickname has always been Peter Pan because of my youthful aura. Appearance. It should be Edward Scissorhands. That nickname is accurate for so many people in this world. I’d like to say the majority, but, it’s the minority. I don’t think I’m alone at all in feeling like Edward Scissorhands at times. Most times. All the time. Why Edward, though? He isn’t a hero, after all.

All I want to do is touch people because I love them or care for them. Yet, when I touch them, all I can do is slice them up. Like Edward, yes? Damage is visible. I did it. It’s amazingly sad for me to watch Edward endure this pain. In the end, we bruise + feel pain as well. Imagine. Craving to love other people, and knowing that with every loving touch, you are cutting them.

Edward wasn’t designed properly. It wasn’t his doing. He didn’t realize or comprehend the events that transpired with his Creator. It was all out of young, innocent earnest. Edward wasn’t given the opportunity to have the design of excellence. Not excellence as some of us, on the collective, might define it. Certainly not the definition of excellence the townspeople in this story subscribed to.

I know that life is not fair. I know that no one owes anyone anything. Tangible or intangible. I understand these basic principles. I know many more, their etymology, etc. I’m not ignorant to this. People tout me with these overused + regurgitated ways of justifying evil behavior. I have a visceral reaction. I want to scream + smash my head into a million pieces. When I’ve found that I can’t put myself back together, I’d like to say, “Thank you. Because, I hadn’t thought of that, already. Morons.”

Try telling Edward Scissorhands that no one owed him their headspace. Attempt to tell Edward the people of the town didn't understand empathy + tolerance. Try telling Edward that people enjoyed the feeling of hating him. The mere feeling of hatred! They relished it. Some of them achieved orgasm through the feeling of hatred. This was a sport among the town; to scrutinize Edward like a pariah.

Let’s set Edward up. Let’s put him in a weak position where we know he will lose. We can all enjoy hating him for making a mistake he didn’t even know he was making. Let’s fuck, to the rhythm of his pain. Let us revel, in hating him for wanting to love people. Let’s all throw an infant in a pool. We can laugh. The infant cannot swim and it will drown. This isn’t too far from the human behavior I witness every day. A la, gas lighting.

After all, love doesn’t exist. Right? That school of thought also fits into the myriad of basic principles. Edward doesn’t know that. Since we had to learn it the hard way, why would we want someone else to avoid that pain? No. Let’s re-inflict. Let’s repurpose that pain into hatred and lay it upon Edward. Let’s continue the evil chain + cycle that we call “normal”. Let us then be hard-pressed to find people who question the presence of evil in this world.

All Edward wanted was to love + make others happy. He was youthful + hopeful in that sense, despite his obvious handicap. Yes, Edward was discernibly handicapped. He was socially awkward, mute + invisible. There was a charm to him, though. He inhabited this youthful folly that is frustrating to watch. I want him to be fit for the real world he’s entered. I want him to have all the tools in his box that he’ll need to fend off the people who will inevitably destroy him.

You see, Edward came from a different world altogether. He was excited to acclimate to this new way of living + follow a new set of rules. It was brave of him. Approaching this new world. Had I been able to warn him to never leave his world, I would have. And that, right there; the mere struggle of knowing + not being able to change it. That is where the pain lives. For me, too.

Things did not end well for Edward. One person understood him. One. But, to be direct, I’m surprised he even gained one person in that town who knew how to empathize. How to feel what he was feeling. Not to fake it, but to adopt it. Not to pull from their own experiences, but to adapt to his experience, free of prejudice. This one person; she was the only person in the town who embodied true empathy.

I imagine what that isolation must’ve felt like for her. How lonely it must’ve been for her as well in life. To live among such rudimentary people. To be spoken at all day, rather than, spoken to. Knowing deep down how everyone felt. Without this girl in the story, Edward’s inevitable demise would’ve commenced much sooner.

You see, she herself possessed this same youthful innocence. Hers hid beneath layers + years + stacks of societal conditioning. Her access to it allowed a similar perception of vision as Edward Scissorhands. To see the world with possibility. Neither good nor bad, mind you. Simply, open. Like a child. To dream. Most of the people who I observe have forgotten that they even had dreams to begin with! It’s that tragic, in real life.

The consummation of this story is not one of happiness. Not happiness, as we define it. The hero doesn’t win in real life. Remember? Edward, after all, was no hero. He was emotional + tormented by his paradoxical ways of expressing love. He was not a hero of any sorts. There are villains in this story, yet. Villains: everyone but Edward Scissorhands + his female confidante. This new world Edward entered into was a world of villains + rogues. That is the real plot twist of this whole story. It went over the heads of most everyone.

What should we say of regret? Should Edward regret the abandon of his safe palace in search of a community? In search of love? I do not know the answer, and that is why I asked. What is to say of regret in this story? This mind-fuck is woven into the fibers of the storyline from beginning to end.

The story of Edward Scissorhands is a fable. It’s a self-reflection. A mirror. So, I ask you, what would your life be like if you had scissors for hands? How much is your love worth? Hmm? How much is each of your fingers worth? You can’t attach a number to these things, but you can attach pain imagined from their absence. Take that pain, multiply it by 100. Only then will one be in the neighborhood of understanding. Understanding what Edward accepted as commonplace, every day. With a smile. With hope. Retaining his youthful view of the world.

Can we say the same for ourselves? Can we love the beautiful + ugly parts of us? The deepest, darkest, sickest parts? There’s a propensity and an inevitability, for people to lack the tools needed to practice empathy. In turn, it’s okay to hurt people when we say it’s okay. It’s open season, all us going in at it any way we see fit.

Should we have our bluff called out or made to face up to our faults, we’ve invented the “block button”. We are a society of ghosters; ghosts. Running away from owning up to our mistakes has never been easier. Being a coward has never been simpler. We are more robot than human, and Edward was more human than us.

While Edward is no hero, he is braver than any of us. He has more courage than we’ll ever know, or ever care to know. Because, as the people of the town who destroyed him did, most of us will bury our heads in the sand. It’s those who withstand the storm who have the real glory. To stand life in the face of what it is. To be a magician of our ability to create space for tolerance + love in a world void of producing it, naturally... that’s a hero.

Who is your hero? Why?

-Adam Cerny xoxo

December 1, 2017

Saturday, November 18, 2017

GLAMOUR + GO MAKEUP TUTORIAL with ADAM by Adam Cerny

GLAMOUR + GO MAKEUP TUTORIAL with ADAM by Adam Cerny

**CHALLENGE** Try to get through all 6 minutes with a straight face!

YouTube version is here - http://bit.ly/2zOotlT

Hi, lovelies! Let's get real. When one has kids, it's hard to find the time to go from "drab to FAB"...I'm a parent! I'm going to show you, in this makeup tutorial, how to GLAMOUR + GO in under five minutes, on a budget!

I share my makeup #lifehacks plus tips + tricks to get that beautiful glamorous look when you're on the go. Be sure to let me know what you think!

Tune in next time where I show you how to get a "Mermaid look" in three minutes for under $5!

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PEACE + LOVE ☮️❤️

-ADAM xoxo

NOVEMBER 2017