ASK CHAD By Adam Cerny

ASK CHAD By Adam Cerny

**CAUTION** The following video contains racial, sexual and topical OFFENSIVE material. This is all meant to be fun. For those of you who can remove yourself, you will appreciate the humor. Discriminatory people baffle me. WE ARE NOT of that school of thought. "CHAD" is a character. "CHAD" is not Adam. He's not me. ARE WE CLEAR!?!? Thanks. Moving on...

 Join "CHAD" as he broadcasts his first video blog straight from his bedroom. CHAD is well-known for giving advice to those who need it. The problem is - he's giving all the wrong advice. He personifies everything we loathe about small-minded people. He is self-absorbed and cannot see beyond his own lens. 

This was fun to make because I am the OPPOSITE of CHAD. It's fun to pretend that I adopt these laurels. But, yet, it's fun because it's so outrageous. I couldn't imagine giving this advice. 

Join CHAD in "ASK CHAD: Episode One"!  Receive advice about Thanksgiving, Pocahontas, Virginity, Sex, Jews, Gays, Straights, Drugs, Alcohol, etc... And for God's sake - make sure he has HOT COCONUT MILK LATTES at his request. 

**INSPIRED BY Jerri Blank from "Strangers with Candy"**

Thank you for watching, friends! :-) 

-Adam xoxo

NOVEMBER 2015

HOW I LOST MY VIRGINITY By Adam Cerny

HOW I LOST MY VIRGINITY

By Adam Cerny

vir*gin*i*ty
noun: virginity
synonyms: honor, purity, innocence
The state of being naive, innocent, or inexperienced in a particular context

While I do not want to divulge too many details of this short autobiographical event, I do want to dispel the thought that I'm referring to my sexual virginity. I am not. I am referring to a moment in my life where I lost my innocence in a particular area of love. 

This video lives somewhere between reality and fantasy. Fact and fiction. It's up to your interpretation, but I hope you do take something away from this. The below video outline will guide you through the story:

-SIX MONTHS AGO - Presurgery. Virginity lost. Reflecting on trauma and my memories that can potentially be LOST forever.
-ONE YEAR AGO - Presurgery. Virginity is intact and slowly fading. Fighting. Love. CHAOS.
-SIX MONTHS LATER - Scientist going into surgery. Explaining the surgical process. Deconstruction, rebuilding, and decompression. Scars, trauma, and tattoos of pain have been surgically removed.
-PRESENT DAY - Post-surgery. Virginity lost. Postmortem and reflection. Moving on and forward. 

Thank you for reading and watching. I hope that you can take something positive away from this experience. Losing your virginity (in the context of this video) is actually a gain of knowledge. Confidence and love can grow from the recovery. 

THE MORE YOU TRY TO FIX ME - THE MORE MAGICAL I BECOME

-Adam xoxo

NOVEMBER 2015