PLAYING WITH ADAM by Adam Cerny

PLAYING WITH ADAM by Adam Cerny

Who wants to play with me? I had to let off some steam the other night and realized I still had some bedazzling trimmings to patch together into a storyline. I've broken this comedic vignette experience into the below chapters. Jump to your favorite vignette whenever you'd like! I'd suggest watching the first time the whole way through. Remember, there's a SPECIAL MESSAGE after the credits! 

Funny? Yes. Offensive? Definitely! Mean it? No. We're acting. ACTING. This message is to avert anyone watching from thinking that I subscribe to any school of thought in this video. 

REMEMBER: if you can't make fun of EVERYTHING, you shouldn't make fun of ANYTHING. ;-) 

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=6
Opening Montage: Tag, You're It! https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=28
Snapchat Powdering https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=46
It's a Wonderful Life Boy Talk https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=57
Stairway to Heaven Montage https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=64
Snapchat Angel https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=89
Real-talk with Adam https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=96
Elf Locker Room https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=105
Snapchat "Wire Hangers" https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=117
Scrooged "Dancing with the Stars" https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=123
Musical Interlude: Photoplay https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=132
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Sex https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=156
Snapchat Baller https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=178
Wizard of Oz Drug Addict/Basic Bitch https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=187
"Guess the Musical" with Adam on Piano/Vocals https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=214
The Great Gatsby Party https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=246
Sex with a Smurfette https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=264
"Honest Abe" Horror Film: Rated R for Mature Audiences https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=282
Home Alone with Viagra https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=317
Christianity: Breakdown https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=329
Elf Prince Harry https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=359
It's a Wonderful Life Moon Talk https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=368
Dirty Dancing Developing Talent + Rehab https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=378
It's a Wonderful Life Hypnotist https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=410
Credits https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=429
**SPECIAL MESSAGE** Meningitis + Life Coach https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=459

**Special thanks to the amazingly fun app ROLR: download at http://rolr.me/ for providing the scene content. This app is next level fun for actors + performers + anyone! You won't regret it so download it!**

**Special thanks to super talented actors and musicians Jonathan Regier + TJ Stewart for unknowingly lending their talents to this project**

Thank you so much for watching this film. I hope it gave you a laugh. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, and let's chat! Enjoy your remaining days of 2016. 

-ADAM xoxo

DECEMBER 2016

MILLION REASONS (LADY GAGA) by ADAM CERNY on SMULE KARAOKE APP

MILLION REASONS (LADY GAGA) by Adam Cerny on Smule Karaoke App

Dedicated to the biggest a**hole in my life. ::cough cough DEREK LAMAR cough cough:: Pathological lying cheating sociopath. This is a big F**K YOU to every man in my life who I've allowed to soul-crushingly break my heart. 

Really - go f**k yourself. HARD. Because THIS cathartic moment was good for ME. And that's all that matters. 

-Adam xoxo

DECEMBER 2016

36 QUESTIONS WITH ADAM by Adam Cerny

36 QUESTIONS WITH ADAM

By Adam Cerny

Since the average attention span of a human being is about as half as long as what you're trying to tell them, I only answered 19 questions. Most of you drop off after a few seconds, anyway. ;-) Here are my most revealing answers to the below questions yet! 

1. If a crystal ball could tell you anything about yourself, your life, the future, or anything else, what would you want to know?
2. Is there something you've dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven't you done it?
3. What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?
4. What do you value most in a friendship?
5. What is your most treasured memory?
6. What is your most terrible memory?
7. If you knew that, in one year, you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living?
8. What does friendship mean to you?
9. What roles do LOVE + AFFECTION play in your life?
10. How close + warm is your family? Do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people's?
11. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother?
12. Complete this sentence: "I wish I had someone with whom I could share..."
13. If you were going to become a close friend with your partner, please share what would be important for him/her to know?
14. When did you last cry in front of another person and by yourself?
15. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?
16. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? Why haven't you told them yet?
17. Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be and why?
18. Of all the people in your family, whose death would you find the most disturbing and why?
19. Share a personal problem and ask your partner's advice on he or she might handle it? 

Thank you so much for watching! I hope you enjoyed getting to know me, and maybe this will inspire you and/or your partner (if you have one) to open the lines of communication. It's fun! Be sure to like, comment, subscribe, and share. Much appreciated, lovers! :-) 

-ADAM xoxo

DECEMBER 2016

FIFTY SHADES DARKER: I DON'T WANNA LIVE FOREVER by Adam Cerny

FIFTY SHADES DARKER:

I DON'T WANNA LIVE FOREVER

By Adam Cerny

E.L. James has created quite a trilogy of literature.

Erotic, amusing, and deeply moving, the Fifty Shades Trilogy is a tale that will obsess you, possess you, and stay with you forever. 

Taylor Swift + Zayn Malik (of ONE DIRECTION, yes) have created the film's title song, "I DON'T WANNA LIVE FOREVER". Much like my "Sledgehammer: Music Video" (link here - http://bit.ly/1zNnGNk), I wanted to create a music video for this impressive saga. 

This music video stars ME. I'm your Christian Grey. Be my Anastasia Steele. Enjoy this sonic + visual treat. 

Thank you so much for watching! Be sure to like, comment, subscribe, and share. Much appreciate. Peace + Love!

-ADAM xoxo

DECEMBER 2016

HOW TO LIFE AN UNCENSORED LIFE by Adam Cerny

HOW TO LIVE AN UNCENSORED LIFE

By Adam Cerny

Adam Rule: Just do what fuc***g makes YOU happy.

Please. The world will be better for it. If you're connected to God, Mother Earth, Source, the Divine Feminine, Angels, your Gut...whatever you want to call it...your happiness will not come from harming others and that'll be your first clue that you're in line with what makes you happy.

It's that easy. ADAM RULE.

-Adam's Apple Uncensored + Adam xoxoxo

DECEMBER 2016

SNOWY NIGHT with ADAM by Adam Cerny

SNOWY NIGHT with ADAM

By Adam Cerny

**Featuring Amanda Lehan + Jonathan Regier + mobile app ROLR**

YouTube link is here too: http://bit.ly/2gEUNxI

It's Sunday night. I woke up this morning to what LOOKED to be a massive cocaine problem outside. Then I was reminded that it is, in fact, December. I am also waking up in the Midwest. How typical.

Since I'm not a fan of snow, I kept myself inside today to hibernate. Take a journey with me, under four minutes long, to see how I spend my snowy evening. My friends Amanda and Jonathan took part through the amazing mobile app, ROLR. I also give you a brief "behind-the-scenes" commentary of how to make a basic slutty music video.

To check out more about ROLR: visit ROLR.ME

To learn more about Amanda: visit AmandaLehan.com

To learn more about Jonathan: visit JonathanRegier.com

As always, thank you for watching! Thank you for having a sick sense of humor as I do. Remember: if you can't make fun of EVERYTHING...you shouldn't make fun of ANYTHING. :::kisses::: Be sure to like, comment, share, and subscribe!

Peace + Love!

-Adam xoxo

DECEMBER 2016