THE WORST PERSON ALIVE By Adam Cerny

THE WORST PERSON ALIVE

By Adam Cerny

I want you all to meet THE WORST PERSON ALIVE. His professional name is Adam Uncensored. He wants to meet you.

"What's the point of doing anything if no one is watching?" "You're not anybody if you're not on TV" are just some of the many life lessons that Adam Uncensored has lived by, and he's chosen to reveal his secrets to life success. 

The following topics will be addressed, so get your pen + paper:
-Ethnic relationships
-Professional vs. Birth Names
-Connie Chung
-Children + Professional Media = DON'T MIX
-Plastic Surgery IS THE WAY TO GO
-And more!

Adam Uncensored is THE WORST PERSON ALIVE, but he has some wise advice that is shining through in the subtext.

A huge thank you and honor to Joyce Maynard and Buck Henry for their written word and for my opportunity to repurpose this material for a relevant and topical situation. 

"A qualified plastic surgeon can make you realize how much better you will feel about yourself." - WORST PERSON ALIVE.

**PLEASE NOTE*** The following advice/comments are in no way intended for authenticity or reality. This is a parody. Have fun, bitches!

Thank you for watching. Please like, comment and subscribe to see more!

-Adam xoxo

October 2015