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The day has arrived. October 31, 2015. The Halloween season is coming to a close, but you can be scary ALL YEAR LONG if you like! Enjoy this quick musical homage to Halloween, Scream Queens, Rocky Horror Show and scary costumes.
Trick or treat, friends! Everyone is entitled to one good scare. :-)
AMERICAN HORROR STORY: MOTEL - EP1 CANCELLATION (OPENING SEQUENCE) By Adam Cerny
**Based on actual events that occurred on September 12, 1980, in Iowa**
For some background, the title sequence teaser for this parody version of FX's "American Horror Story: Hotel" (under the pseudo-disguise with the "Motel" component) can be found HERE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1VZobJsfIU
This is the second and final teaser before the full first episode is revealed. Episode One: Cancellation (Opening Sequence) introduces us to the haunted and creepy Motel Hortez (Hotel Cortez, anyone?). John Doe (Adam Cerny), is introduced as the latest case of mishaps and misfortunes at the Hortez.
The full episode (soon to come) will introduce two new characters in the present day, played by Derek Lamar and Becca Meumann Johnson. While you will find some similarities between this and the current FX show, this stands alone as a fun parody and tribute. Try to not take it too seriously. Have some fun. ;-)
People often ask me why I'm so obsessed with pop music. Because my explanation takes forever, I usually give a half-hearted answer.
What most of you don't know is that Rock 'n Roll is my TRUE LOVE.
"Adam is so obsessed with Lady Gaga. He worships her." - everyone who meets me.
NOT TRUE. What most of you ALSO don't know is that Lady Gaga is actually my #2. My #1 is, has always been and always will be...(drum roll, please)....JANIS JOPLIN. Yes. Janis.
Janis and her emotion-fueled songs have helped me through many hard times. She makes me want to love the earth while listening to "Summertime"...her voice twisting with emotion.
So there you have it, hookers. The truth is out! Thank you for watching!
We're going to play a quick little game to get to know me better. Coming from my iOS iPhone6PLUS app "36 Questions", this intends to help one find their soulmate. I've repurposed it, of course.
The questions I'll be answering are as follows:
1.) Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?
2.) Would you like to be famous? In what way?
3.) Before making a telephone call, do you ever rehearse what you're going to say? And, why?
4.) What would constitute a "perfect day" for you?
5.) When did you last sing to yourself or someone else?
6.) If you were able to live to the age of 90 and keep either the mind or body of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want?
7.) Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?
8.) Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common
9.) For what in your life do you feel most grateful?
10.) If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would that be?
11.) If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?
I want you all to meet THE WORST PERSON ALIVE. His professional name is Adam Uncensored. He wants to meet you.
"What's the point of doing anything if no one is watching?" "You're not anybody if you're not on TV" are just some of the many life lessons that Adam Uncensored has lived by, and he's chosen to reveal his secrets to life success.
The following topics will be addressed, so get your pen + paper: -Ethnic relationships -Professional vs. Birth Names -Connie Chung -Children + Professional Media = DON'T MIX -Plastic Surgery IS THE WAY TO GO -And more!
Adam Uncensored is THE WORST PERSON ALIVE, but he has some wise advice that is shining through in the subtext.
A huge thank you and honor to Joyce Maynard and Buck Henry for their written word and for my opportunity to repurpose this material for a relevant and topical situation.
"A qualified plastic surgeon can make you realize how much better you will feel about yourself." - WORST PERSON ALIVE.
**PLEASE NOTE*** The following advice/comments are in no way intended for authenticity or reality. This is a parody. Have fun, bitches!
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We had so much fun with you all, and we want to see even more of you! Riff Raff and I have something very special planned for the night's festivities, and we wouldn't want you to miss out. ;-)
I wanted to feel synthpop. I wanted to feel psychedelic. I
wanted to revel in the amazing few years I spent in the 1980s. Many of my personal musical influences were born from that generation of music. The "music video" was introduced by the influx of the MTV generation.
No deep meanings behind this. Just wanted to have some fun! Enjoy, lovers. Thank you for watching!
How about that! I've made it so easy for you. Your plans for next weekend are planned and solid! Get ready to give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Don't dream it. Just don't. Instead - BE IT!
Let's also talk about Instagram, making music videos, my hair color, Lady Gaga and other random sh** for fun! Hey - it's FRIDAY!
See you at The Frankenstein Place! (God that was corny but it's kind of cute at the same time)
The day has arrived. October 31, 2015. The Halloween season is coming to a close, but you can be scary ALL YEAR LONG if you like! Enjoy this quick musical homage to Halloween, Scream Queens, Rocky Horror Show and scary costumes.
