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Wednesday, December 28, 2016

PLAYING WITH ADAM by Adam Cerny

PLAYING WITH ADAM by Adam Cerny

Who wants to play with me? I had to let off some steam the other night and realized I still had some bedazzling trimmings to patch together into a storyline. I've broken this comedic vignette experience into the below chapters. Jump to your favorite vignette whenever you'd like! I'd suggest watching the first time the whole way through. Remember, there's a SPECIAL MESSAGE after the credits! 
Funny? Yes. Offensive? Definitely! Mean it? No. We're acting. ACTING. This message is to avert anyone watching from thinking that I subscribe to any school of thought in this video. 
REMEMBER: if you can't make fun of EVERYTHING, you shouldn't make fun of ANYTHING. ;-) 
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=6
Opening Montage: Tag, You're It! https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=28
Snapchat Powdering https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=46
It's a Wonderful Life Boy Talk https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=57
Stairway to Heaven Montage https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=64
Snapchat Angel https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=89
Real-talk with Adam https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=96
Elf Locker Room https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=105
Snapchat "Wire Hangers" https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=117
Scrooged "Dancing with the Stars" https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=123
Musical Interlude: Photoplay https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=132
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Sex https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=156
Snapchat Baller https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=178
Wizard of Oz Drug Addict/Basic Bitch https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=187
"Guess the Musical" with Adam on Piano/Vocals https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=214
The Great Gatsby Party https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=246
Sex with a Smurfette https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=264
"Honest Abe" Horror Film: Rated R for Mature Audiences https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=282
Home Alone with Viagra https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=317
Christianity: Breakdown https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=329
Elf Prince Harry https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=359
It's a Wonderful Life Moon Talk https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=368
Dirty Dancing Developing Talent + Rehab https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=378
It's a Wonderful Life Hypnotist https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=410
Credits https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=429
**SPECIAL MESSAGE** Meningitis + Life Coach https://youtu.be/Bfn7JdkEY9E?t=459
**Special thanks to the amazingly fun app ROLR: download at http://rolr.me/ for providing the scene content. This app is next level fun for actors + performers + anyone! You won't regret it so download it!**
**Special thanks to super talented actors and musicians Jonathan Regier + TJ Stewart for unknowingly lending their talents to this project**
Thank you so much for watching this film. I hope it gave you a laugh. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, and let's chat! Enjoy your remaining days of 2016. 
-ADAM xoxo
DECEMBER 2016

Thursday, December 22, 2016

MILLION REASONS (LADY GAGA) by ADAM CERNY on SMULE KARAOKE APP

MILLION REASONS (LADY GAGA) by Adam Cerny on Smule Karaoke App

Dedicated to the biggest a**hole in my life. ::cough cough DEREK LAMAR cough cough:: Pathological lying cheating sociopath. This is a big F**K YOU to every man in my life who I've allowed to soul-crushingly break my heart. 

Really - go f**k yourself. HARD. Because THIS cathartic moment was good for ME. And that's all that matters. 

-Adam xoxo

DECEMBER 2016

36 QUESTIONS WITH ADAM by Adam Cerny

36 QUESTIONS WITH ADAM

By Adam Cerny

Since the average attention span of a human being is about as half as long as what you're trying to tell them, I only answered 19 questions. Most of you drop off after a few seconds, anyway. ;-) Here are my most revealing answers to the below questions yet! 
1. If a crystal ball could tell you anything about yourself, your life, the future, or anything else, what would you want to know?
2. Is there something you've dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven't you done it?
3. What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?
4. What do you value most in a friendship?
5. What is your most treasured memory?
6. What is your most terrible memory?
7. If you knew that, in one year, you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living?
8. What does friendship mean to you?
9. What roles do LOVE + AFFECTION play in your life?
10. How close + warm is your family? Do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people's?
11. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother?
12. Complete this sentence: "I wish I had someone with whom I could share..."
13. If you were going to become a close friend with your partner, please share what would be important for him/her to know?
14. When did you last cry in front of another person and by yourself?
15. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?
16. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? Why haven't you told them yet?
17. Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be and why?
18. Of all the people in your family, whose death would you find the most disturbing and why?
19. Share a personal problem and ask your partner's advice on he or she might handle it? 
Thank you so much for watching! I hope you enjoyed getting to know me, and maybe this will inspire you and/or your partner (if you have one) to open the lines of communication. It's fun! Be sure to like, comment, subscribe, and share. Much appreciated, lovers! :-) 
-ADAM xoxo
DECEMBER 2016

Monday, December 19, 2016

FIFTY SHADES DARKER: I DON'T WANNA LIVE FOREVER by Adam Cerny

FIFTY SHADES DARKER:

I DON'T WANNA LIVE FOREVER

By Adam Cerny


E.L. James has created quite a trilogy of literature.
Erotic, amusing, and deeply moving, the Fifty Shades Trilogy is a tale that will obsess you, possess you, and stay with you forever. 

Taylor Swift + Zayn Malik (of ONE DIRECTION, yes) have created the film's title song, "I DON'T WANNA LIVE FOREVER". Much like my "Sledgehammer: Music Video" (link here - http://bit.ly/1zNnGNk), I wanted to create a music video for this impressive saga. 
This music video stars ME. I'm your Christian Grey. Be my Anastasia Steele. Enjoy this sonic + visual treat. 

Thank you so much for watching! Be sure to like, comment, subscribe, and share. Much appreciate. Peace + Love!

-ADAM xoxo

DECEMBER 2016

Thursday, December 15, 2016

HOW TO LIFE AN UNCENSORED LIFE by Adam Cerny

HOW TO LIVE AN UNCENSORED LIFE

By Adam Cerny



Adam Rule: Just do what fuc***g makes YOU happy.

Please. The world will be better for it. If you're connected to God, Mother Earth, Source, the Divine Feminine, Angels, your Gut...whatever you want to call it...your happiness will not come from harming others and that'll be your first clue that you're in line with what makes you happy.

It's that easy. ADAM RULE.

-Adam's Apple Uncensored + Adam xoxoxo

DECEMBER 2016

Sunday, December 4, 2016

SNOWY NIGHT with ADAM by Adam Cerny

SNOWY NIGHT with ADAM

By Adam Cerny

**Featuring Amanda Lehan + Jonathan Regier + mobile app ROLR**

YouTube link is here too: http://bit.ly/2gEUNxI

It's Sunday night. I woke up this morning to what LOOKED to be a massive cocaine problem outside. Then I was reminded that it is, in fact, December. I am also waking up in the Midwest. How typical.

Since I'm not a fan of snow, I kept myself inside today to hibernate. Take a journey with me, under four minutes long, to see how I spend my snowy evening. My friends Amanda and Jonathan took part through the amazing mobile app, ROLR. I also give you a brief "behind-the-scenes" commentary of how to make a basic slutty music video.

To check out more about ROLR: visit ROLR.ME

To learn more about Amanda: visit AmandaLehan.com

To learn more about Jonathan: visit JonathanRegier.com
As always, thank you for watching! Thank you for having a sick sense of humor as I do. Remember: if you can't make fun of EVERYTHING...you shouldn't make fun of ANYTHING. :::kisses::: Be sure to like, comment, share, and subscribe!

Peace + Love!

-Adam xoxo

DECEMBER 2016

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

THANKSGIVING MUSIC VIDEO: SEXUAL ENERGY by Adam Cerny

THANKSGIVING MUSIC VIDEO: SEXUAL ENERGY

By Adam Cerny

I'm taking this holiday BACK and making it my bitch. 😘 With a little help from the amazing apps, Triller + Magisto, and Abraham Hicks...celebrate your sexual energy, freedom, and love. Happy Thanksgiving!

Thank you for watching, lovers! Happy Thanksgiving 2016! 

-Adam xoxo

NOVEMBER 2016

Thursday, November 10, 2016

VAGUEBOOK by Adam Cerny (COMING SOON) Trailer #1

VAGUEBOOK by Adam Cerny (COMING SOON) Trailer #1

vaguebook: noun: An intentionally vague or one-worded status update, alluding to something else. This could be an inside joke, or anything meant for only a few people. More simply, it could be a plea for someone to comment. Such as "pointless", "frustrated", or any inside joke.
Well, Adam Cerny learned his lesson the hard way. He decided to leave a VagueBook post saying "Love will fuck you up more than drugs ever will." He was abducted the next day by a Facebook stalker, who had been following him for some time. 
Keep posted for the official release of VAGUEBOOK to find out what happened to Adam Cerny and how this pernicious past time of VAGUEBOOKING can be dangerous...and deadly. 
Thank you for watching! Like, comment, subscribe, and share...to find out Adam's story! 
-Adam xoxo
NOVEMBER 2016

Saturday, October 29, 2016

ADAM'S BUCKET LIST #1 by Adam Cerny

ADAM'S BUCKET LIST #1

By Adam Cerny


I've always ALWAYS wanted to ride on the back of a motorcycle. Something about it...it's just, fucking sexy. I got to cross that goal off my BUCKET LIST today (10-29-16). 

As a matter of fact, I want to start crossing many things off my bucket list and document them. I've been sleeping for too long. 

Thank you for watching. Peace + Love. :) 

-Adam xoxo

OCTOBER 29 2016

Monday, October 17, 2016

HOW I LOST MY VIRGINITY: PART THREE (How To Get Over A Broken Heart) by Adam Cerny

HOW I LOST MY VIRGINITY: PART THREE

(How to get over a broken heart)

By Adam Cerny

☛CAUTION☚ MATURE CONTENT ✖︎✖︎
Let's be honest: breakups are not easy for anyone. No one ever promised us they would be easy. We were not given a guide book on how to handle the surge of erratic emotions that invade our soul. How do we handle ourselves during these times? Lack of knowledge in how to handle a breakup leaves us in self-sabotage mode. 
Who is guilty of doing this? I AM. 100%. Boy - am I guilty of this! If there's something wrong to do after a breakup, I can check it off my action list. Live + Learn. 
Preemptively, I want to say that this film is not about me. This film is about ALL. Everyone. This is about all our experiences. It's about what it FEELS like to go through a romantic detachment. 
It's about "going there" and feeling in the darkest parts of our psyche. Ask the question: what does that emotion look like? It's hard to answer. Emotions are not real. Quite logically, in the world of science, emotions are not real, it's just energy. Emotions are thoughts that are completely within our control. 
I like to think of myself as an illusionist when it comes to looking at emotions visually + sonically. This is how "I" see it. It'd be interesting to see how other people SEE their emotions. What are the movies that play out in your mind? 
These are the movies that play out in MY MIND to the best of my ability in capturing it. My films are grounded in a fantasy world. They are illusions.
Virginity stands for the loss of innocence. Time will heal. Yeah, it's an aphorism. But it's also true. Time DOES heal. Looking back on everything you've gone through, the scars may still be there. They don't go away. Scars aren't a bad thing. All scars will lose their feeling. 
"How I Lost My Virginity: Part One" + "How I Lost My Virginity: Part Two" were cosmic, ethereal, and masking reality. The time was not right to make PART THREE. Now is the time. 
Keep in mind that this video will be different from anything I've put out there before. There is a lot of angry, raw emotion. As an actor, I wanted to give a voice to EVERY STAGE OF GRIEF that one goes through in these painful levels in life. I've expressed through singing. I've expressed through dance. I've expressed through made up characters. This is expressed through me, Adam, the actor. 
Is this semi-autobiographical? I'm not telling. Am I drawing from past experiences These feelings are far more universal than we know. As a collective, we bleed, cry, and love. Almost the exact same way. I hope that you're able to take something away from this video. Perhaps a sliver of hope. If you cannot resonate, please know that the message I'm conveying is universal. 
Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for taking the time to watch this video + read this blog post. The two cannot exist without the other. To know some of you put the pieces together means something to me. 
Please spread, share, like, comment, subscribe, or show support in any way you can. More people with broken hearts need to know that their time of suffering is only temporary. There is always a light.
Remember: BITTERNESS IS AN UGLY BITCH. AND. NO ONE LOVES AN UGLY BITCH. ;-) 
Peace + Love
-Adam xoxo
OCTOBER 2016

Thursday, September 22, 2016

MIMI'S COOKIE BAR ORGANIC VEGAN + GLUTEN FREE SWEETS REVIEW By Adam Cerny

Mimi's Cookie Bar "Organic Vegan + Gluten Free Sweets" Review

By Adam Cerny


I have been a huge fan of Mimi's Cookie Bar  (http://mimiscookiebar.com/) for many years. Mimi + her team are located in Mammoth Lakes, CA. No matter what she creates it always tastes 100% delicious.

Mimi Council has just released her new cookbook, "Organic Vegan and Gluten Free Sweets", which you can purchase on Amazon here - http://amzn.to/2cpyfeF


Watch as I talk about Mimi, my love for baking, and my FAVORITE Mimi's Cookie Bar Cookie: the Frosted Snickerdoodle (formerly, Chubby Dougies). 

I can tell you that all 24 cookies were eaten in a matter of 60 minutes and I don't regret it for one second. The main reasons I can say that are that the recipe is healthy, organic, and I have the metabolism of a hummingbird. ;-) 

Thank you for watching! Happy baking! :-) 

-Adam Cerny xoxo


SEPTEMBER 2016

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Adam Cerny's FIRST Viewing: Lady Gaga's "PERFECT ILLUSION" Music Video

Adam Cerny's FIRST Viewing: Lady Gaga's "PERFECT ILLUSION" Music Video

By Adam Cerny

It's is finally here! Lady Gaga's first single from her fifth studio album "Joanne", PERFECT ILLUSION, has released its music video. 

Here is my FIRST VIEWING with all honest reactions. How do I like it? How do I think it measures up to the rest? Watch + find out! 

Let me know what you thought of the video, Little Monsters! 

Thanks for watching! :-) 

-Adam xoxo

SEPTEMBER 2016

Sunday, August 28, 2016

BANG BANG FEVER (LIFE OF AN ARTIST) By Adam Cerny

BANG BANG FEVER (LIFE OF AN ARTIST)

By Adam Cerny

Have you heard the term "triple threat"? If you're in the performing world, you've come across it many times. You might be a triple threat, in fact! The literal meaning is someone in a field who exhibits three skills that are necessary to excel. For example, if you're a football player: you excel at passing, kicking, and running. In the theatre world: you can sing, act, and dance. 

Here's where I want to break things down. I've always found the term "triple threat" to be quite limiting. I see it as another way to try to categorize performers into a pool of people. We all know the singer who can't act for shit and actor who can't sing for shit. The dancer who wishes they could do both. We know the individuals who can do all three. 

Let's bang away this "triple threat" theory, as I find artists too complex to be fit into categories. I'm sure most of you feel the same way. When I see performers of any sort, they are not doing one task. In fact, they are juggling quite a few skills at one time and always learning. We will forever be students of the art. I try to type that with a straight face only because saying it sounds so self-righteous + pretentious. It's true, though. Artists seldom give themselves enough credit, do they? 

I like to think, as an artist, that I live in a perverse fantasy world with unrealistic expectations. Living somewhere halfway between fantasy + reality. We shut our eyes to see. We offer the sanctuary of beauty to an ugly world. Art is not what you see, but what you can make other people see. It's the most intense form of individualism the world has known. To be clear: ART IS A VISUALIZED (or sonic) ORGASM. A favorite quote of mine is, "A poet needs PAIN more than a PEN to write a poem". 
I don't want life to imitate art. I want life to be art. I'm not real. I'm theatre. As Uta Hagen said, "Overcome the notion that you must be regular. It robs you of the chance to be extraordinary and leads you to the mediocre." 

This video comes in two waves. I love the yin to complement the yang. BANG BANG FEVER is what you take from it. I urge you to put on your headphones (this is a sonic experience), and keep your eyes peeled. The small intricacies are what I find the most fascinating with the art of film. I make these with special attention to the small fireworks. I want to take you on an emotional and visual roller coaster. Hop on! I hope that this inspires someone to honor the art in themselves for whatever line of "work" they do. We are all artists in some way.

Thank you so much for watching! Be sure to like, comment, share, and subscribe! :-) So appreciated!

Peace + Love!

-Adam xoxo

AUGUST 2016

Sunday, July 31, 2016

COOL KIDS (trailer #1) by Adam Cerny

COOL KIDS (trailer #1) by Adam Cerny

They're cooler than the "Heathers", meaner than the "Mean Girls", and prettier than the "Outsiders". Meet the "COOL KIDS". Coming soon! 

Like, comment, share, and get ready for the release of COOL KIDS! :-) 

Love + Light!

-Adam xoxo

JULY 2016

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

DANCING THROUGH ADAM By Adam Cerny

DANCING THROUGH ADAM

By Adam Cerny

I found this quote from German philosopher, Friedrich Nietzsche, about dancing:

“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.”

This struck a chord with me. I hear so many generic, "Dance as if no one is watching" quotes. The topic doesn't feel important anymore. It should be, though! Some of the oldest forms of human communication include dancing and making sounds. Drawing, painting, dancing, acting, and using symbols were also utilized. 

Dancing was the staple of rituals, ancient gatherings, and social interactions. Dance has the ability to express a religious practice. Entertainment, seduction, emotion, and pure communication are other sole purposes. 

I wanted to have some fun with this video, as I've been a dancer for many years. I was a competitive gymnast for 12 years. This helped me transition into doing dancing. I decided that theatre arts and performing were going to be in my future. Many people just know me as an actor, singer, and social media guru. I thought it'd be different to show a side that maybe no one has seen before.

I used specific movement, images, and sound to create an aesthetic where one feels inside my head. Everything is intentional. Most of all, I had a lot of fun making this video! I hope you enjoy this visual treat. 

Thank you so much for reading + watching! Truly. ☮💖

-ADAM xoxo

JUNE 2016

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

ADAM'S ART MANIFESTO: I JUST WANNA HAVE FUN! By Adam Cerny

ADAM'S ART MANIFESTO:

I JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!

By Adam Cerny


**MATURE CONTENT**R-Rated**YOU'VE BEEN WARNED**
(The following video contains brief nudity + adult humor)

I've become fascinated with different ways people view themselves in relation to the world around them. Through people like Danielle LaPorte, Marianne Williamson, and heaps of meditation, I saw life. It's a linear, to-the-point, loving, and fair way of envisioning ourselves. How do we interrelate to the world? My exploration of my core desired feelings led me to ask some questions. 

Adam - where the hell do you get off posting slutty music videos of you appearing like a wayward whore? Is that the content you want to broadcast out to the world? Is this what you desire people to think of you? 

After thinking for awhile about these questions and how they move me, I knew the response. "I would articulate that I don't give a shit what people think. But let's be honest...I care a great deal about what people think. Most people do!" This was my inner dialogue. 

I understood that when you enjoy doing something so often, there's not a need for you to defend it. But there also comes a point when you need to guard and set the record straight. This is when I recall Marisa Tomei in "My Cousin Vinny" giving her awesome testimony. This is the one time I'll give an explanation to and defend what I love to do. 

What do I love to do? I love to have fun. What do you want, Adam? I want to have fun. I want fun. I. Want. Fun. At this point, I don't want to break down the meaning any farther than that. I want to drip with fun. 

This is when I recognized that I defend and love performing these videos because they make me happy. Perhaps it has little to do with you, but I believe it has a lot to do with the "audience". It's fun to perform. To get booed at. And get cheered on. It's fun to create. It's fun to look sexy. It's fun to look goofy. It's fun to not wear clothes, sometimes. It's fun to know I'm free enough in my soul to admit it. And that's all! LOL! Nothing more profound.

Thank you so much for reading and watching! Spread the love. Have fun. As trite as this sounds, live in the most authentic way you can. :-) 

-Adam xoxo

MAY 2016

Saturday, May 7, 2016

ADAM'S NEW MOON IN TAURUS By Adam Cerny

ADAM'S NEW MOON IN TAURUS

By Adam Cerny

ADAM'S NEW MOON IN TAURUS By Adam Cerny

Tonight, May 6th, 2016, is a NEW MOON in my sign, Taurus. Such an important time. Not much more to say. Love + Light!

-Adam xoxo

MAY 2016

Friday, February 19, 2016

HOW I LOST MY VIRGINITY: PART TWO

HOW I LOST MY VIRGINITY: PART TWO

By Adam Cerny

After watching and reading through my PART ONE version of this film (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK9BYod0wxg), I realized that there was more of a story to tell. This is what came out of weeks of emoting, processing, highs and lows, and ultimately, self-discovery. 

I feel like while PART ONE was semi-autobiographical, it spoke more to a fantasy/reality world I wanted to create for viewers. This is a bit more personal in that I wanted to create a space where my mind has been many times. I know that as a collective we have all unpacked in this space more times than we'd probably like to. No shame there, my loves. We're human and imperfect, yet, we're also 100% exactly perfectly made. 
I sing my own versions of "Bang Bang My Baby Shot Me Down", "Nothing" from A CHORUS LINE, and "Dancing on my Own" by Robyn. 

Yes, it's dark. Yes, it's fantasy. This teeters on a fine line between reality and fiction. I hope that this speaks to some of you. 

YOU. ARE. NOT. ALONE.

Thank you so much for reading and watching! :-) 

-Adam xoxo

FEBRUARY 2016

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

ADAM'S SECRETS By Adam Cerny

ADAM'S SECRETS

By Adam Cerny

I'm not a girl, so I don't have a "little black book". I'm a man. I have an iPhone6Plus that includes a note FULL OF DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS. Actually, they're just funny quotes that stem from hilarious anecdotes. (Okay, my feigned
misogynistic introduction is over) 

You can't tell ANYONE my secrets. Okay? Pinky promise? Now go ahead and get ready to trip. The experience goes through the end of the final credits. Just a heads up for those of you who watch the first 15 seconds and then turn it off. Kisses! 
Thank you for watching, reading and taking the time to learn my secrets! I appreciate it, loves. :-) 

-Adam xoxo

JANUARY 2016

Saturday, January 23, 2016

PERFUME: MUSIC VIDEO By Adam Cerny

PERFUME: MUSIC VIDEO By Adam Cerny

Question: what does your PERFUME smell like? Mine smells like
lemons, vanilla, a hint of amber, courage, insecurity, a deep love that is born from within. Are you going to mark your territory?

I am not a self-righteous saint by any stretch of the imagination, which is why I thought it very important to make this video. The song lyrics, movement and video inserts speak for themselves. I hope you get something from this. 

Thanks so much for reading and watching! :-) 

-Adam xoxo

JANUARY 2016

Monday, January 4, 2016

HOMIE By Adam Cerny

HOMIE

By Adam Cerny

This whole piece is not only inspired by LIFE...but by the dope ass song, "Homie", by Phoebe Ryan. I'm obsessed at the moment...so lucky you!

Have you ever felt like you wear those gloves with blades that Edward Scissorhands had? Furthermore, did the resulting feeling make you feel helpless? You'd have EVERY REASON TO FEEL LIKE THAT. Imagine being Johnny Depp;  the beautiful version from 1990. Loving someone so much but scared because she can only feel pain when he touches her. Despite his good intentions, he can only end up hurting her. 
Wah wah, right? No. How AMAZINGLY sad. Now take a moment for yourself.

Try and snap out of the pity party.  WE have an advantage of symbolically taking the Scissorhands off if we get the correct tools. We must live and believe them from a grounding of truth. 

I've learned this. Quite recently. - See what I did there? I learned this QUITE RECENTLY but have known a lifetime that I do technically have all the tools I need to survive. I'm also always the last to the party, so it's taken me awhile. I'm one of the lucky ones, so why not flex those muscles? A workout will only make you feel good about yourself, sweat out the toxins, and make you want to have sex.

Thank you so much for watching. This is for the "HOMIE" who will maybe see this - but will feel the love. I know it. And YOUR homies will feel it too, bitches. :-) 

-ADAM xoxo

JANUARY 2016

Friday, January 1, 2016

HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVE 2015 By Adam Cerny

HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVE 2015

By Adam Cerny

So...how was it? Did you survive 2015 with enough vigor and optimism to attack 2016? I'm hoping there are a lot of silent "yes" answers out there. 

For those who had a rough year - I. FEEL. YOU. I cannot wait to usher in 2016. I'm just as eager as you. 

Happy New Year's Eve 2015, everyone! 
and...
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2016! 
Thank you for watching & reading. Wishing you all the best! 

-Adam xoxo

DECEMBER 31, 2015