ADAM'S APPLE: Creative art, ramblings, theatre, pop culture, music, dance, offensive humor, movie parodies, movie homage....you name it, you're going to find it here. Let's talk about it...
I'm not a girl, so I don't have a "little black book". I'm a man. I have an iPhone6Plus that includes a note FULL OF DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS. Actually, they're just funny quotes that stem from hilarious anecdotes. (Okay, my feigned
misogynistic introduction is over)
You can't tell ANYONE my secrets. Okay? Pinky promise? Now go ahead and get ready to trip. The experience goes through the end of the final credits. Just a heads up for those of you who watch the first 15 seconds and then turn it off. Kisses!
Thank you for watching, reading and taking the time to learn my secrets! I appreciate it, loves. :-)
Question: what does your PERFUME smell like? Mine smells like
lemons, vanilla, a hint of amber, courage, insecurity, a deep love that is born from within. Are you going to mark your territory?
I am not a self-righteous saint by any stretch of the imagination, which is why I thought it very important to make this video. The song lyrics, movement and video inserts speak for themselves. I hope you get something from this.
This whole piece is not only inspired by LIFE...but by the dope ass song, "Homie", by Phoebe Ryan. I'm obsessed at the moment...so lucky you!
Have you ever felt like you wear those gloves with blades that Edward Scissorhands had? Furthermore, did the resulting feeling make you feel helpless? You'd have EVERY REASON TO FEEL LIKE THAT. Imagine being Johnny Depp; the beautiful version from 1990. Loving someone so much but scared because she can only feel pain when he touches her. Despite his good intentions, he can only end up hurting her.
Wah wah, right? No. How AMAZINGLY sad. Now take a moment for yourself.
Try and snap out of the pity party. WE have an advantage of symbolically taking the Scissorhands off if we get the correct tools. We must live and believe them from a grounding of truth.
I've learned this. Quite recently. - See what I did there? I learned this QUITE RECENTLY but have known a lifetime that I do technically have all the tools I need to survive. I'm also always the last to the party, so it's taken me awhile. I'm one of the lucky ones, so why not flex those muscles? A workout will only make you feel good about yourself, sweat out the toxins, and make you want to have sex.
Thank you so much for watching. This is for the "HOMIE" who will maybe see this - but will feel the love. I know it. And YOUR homies will feel it too, bitches. :-)
misogynistic introduction is over) 
